Playing sims like I don’t have homework to do
In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out.
can someone please make a gold star for this guy that doesn’t say you tried
(Source: m-adorent, via itsbuttonyall)
Sickest Candle ever.
at first i was like:whoa big flame
and then i was all like: WHOAAAAAAAAAAA SMALLER FLAMES
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^ When the comments are more entertaining than the actual gif. omg
(Source: bored-im, via itsbuttonyall)
people who can write, draw, AND play an instrument
can proudly say i can do all of those. *le fuck yeah*
GET THE FUCK OFF MY POST AND NEVER USE LE AGAIN YOU SACK OF SHIT
Sweden hates fighting and violence. He grew up surrounded by conflict and pain, and would only fight out of necessity because he knows how it feels to be hurt. Nowadays, in time of peace and cooperation, he’s glad to finally be able to be a pacifist.